Search for Search Optimization

I know I have been either too lazy or too busy for past few days to contribute anything to my little space in this virtual universe. Now that I am back, and yes I am amused and I am angry. Actually I am unable to decide that what reaction is more suitable for the occasion. The Google Analytics shows me that I have been getting hits on my blog despite it not being updated frequently, and these hits are coming directed from searches on Google. It is quite relaxing to know that Google is aware of my miniscule existence, but the greater matter of my amusement and concern are the keywords that are directing users towards my blog are-

1- MyCompanyName girls pics

2- SIBM sexy girls

I mean, please I haven’t even joined my company and I hardly know anybody from there. I agree that I made a community for the new management recruits there, and I know a couple of girls from that, but for heaven’s sake I don’t posses any pictures. Nor do I have any intention of posting them and converting my decent little blog into a official girl watching center for my office. But it sounds like a good idea, may be I can make money through adsense. 🙂

Now coming back to my very own SIBM, I am speechless. People can be so optimistic that they believe that SIBM is going to have so many sexy girls that someone will manage a portfolio online. If these searches are by someone from within, buddy you already know what you got. Searching online won’t produce new results, so why don’t you just look around I am sure, the search would be far quicker, cleaner and effective and won’t leave trails like these. Now for the outsiders, I believe you are being too optimistic about your search results. There are only very few so called sexy girls in SIBM. Why don’t you just walk inside the campus and see the huge parity existent. Now for the SIBM girls who mistakenly got to read my post (I know some u have been forced by me to read.) if you are wondering you belong to the SIBM sexy girls. Please don’t ask me to comment on that, decide that for yourself, I can’t help you with this all I can tell you is that the amount of your being ogled at is not a function of how hot you are, but rather a function of the skewness of the gender ratio in SIBM.

But you know writing all this doesn’t solves my problem. Does it?

Anyways adieu till next post….

Current music track: Ya Rabba (Very Nice Song)

11 comments on “Search for Search Optimization”

  1. Megha Reply

    Hey Prateek! 🙂

    I can understand what you are talking about here, is a very commonly found phenomenon tht is a blessing frm Google-
    i have read about this issue earlier on a friend’s blog-where he had many interesting KEYWORDS!.. lol
    anyhow, its amuzing to notice what people are upto when they head onto googling :D!

    Hope it helpes people-who will again look for “Sexy girls”! ;D

    N the track you have mentioned is also very nice..was thr in my playlist a month ago 😛 …
    Enjoy!

  2. Sumeet Reply

    The google search needs to be refined I hv exp frm both Infy n SIBM n there seems to be some prob with the google search…..

  3. Phoenix Reply

    He he he seems like people have been bored by real leching and have started virtul leching in SIBM.

  4. Desperado Reply

    kool, good goin prats….guess u’ve raised the xpectations of people who r virtually around u 😉
    …..wats next…..lol

  5. Anonymous Reply

    Well, If ppl had not been searching for the keywords earlier, they would be doing so now… after reading ur blog….lol…. Btw.. I know, u paid google, to bring up ur blog, on search of anything and everything under the sun…

    But, good blog… and great discovery of keywords….

    Hope u get the Clinton award, for the good keywords…lol 🙂

  6. Vikas ( Vicky) Reply

    Nice post..
    But u need to be aware that google keep on changing their searching algorithm on continual basis… so keep updating yor blogs accordingly.. if u wanna to continue with the same keywords…

    Being hot/sexy is very incidental.. i can recall one quote “If you’re going to be sexy in a photo, you’d better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.”…

    keep writing….

  7. Indian Homemaker Reply

    I find most bloggers have found such keyword searches leading to their blogs.
    At least one person landed on my blog looking for ‘lingerie in ancient india’ 😉

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