Disconnect

Once you are married you practically tend to spend almost all of your available free time in the company of each other. You tend to understand the other person better and enjoy random events which sometimes are absolutely fun.

So the other day me & wifee were driving along the Magrath road inΒ  Bangalore. When out of the blue wifee suddenly shot back with a question/statement “Why on earth is Mac so expensive?”. Now this was an opportunity for someone like yours truly to impress the wifee with knowledge prowess. I mean you don’t leave this opportunity even if you are 10 years into the marriage and for me, I haven’t even completed 10 months.

So I went into details of how the Mac has a different hardware platform and the software which work more efficiently over the machine as compared to the others. I was about to delve into the drawbacks of restrictive hardware access by Mac and Apple. I saw the wifee was looking towards me as if I had just been reincarnated from a different planet.

That was when I realized I was talking about this-

And the wifee was talking about this-

After that I did the most sensible thing a man would do “Shut Up” :

66 comments on “Disconnect”

    • Prats Reply

      @Phoenixritu: I was hoping you would back me here πŸ™ Now fairly who thinks of Mac as a cosmetics brand?

  1. vJ Reply

    Hahahahahaha….nice post.
    Now I know that I dont have to pour my technical expertise on her if this kind of question comes on me.

    • Prats Reply

      @Swaram: :-/ in my defense Mac is always I repeat always a computer… I mean I could have understood burger too but then cosmetics….no way πŸ™

  2. Satinder Reply

    Absolutely Love it πŸ™‚

    Can relate to it, as have been in the same kind of situation, so now i always ask – to which thing she is pointing to before saying anything.

  3. Aarti Reply

    By the time i was half way thru i knew where this post was headed…[Margath road and MAC] but i kept telling myself, “no no, maybe she did refer to the MACbook!!” damn damn….. sigh!!

    btw, do u own a MAc[no, not cosmetics, but laptop]!???

    • Prats Reply

      @Aarti: Thank god someone comes fwd for me πŸ™‚ No i don’t use office laptops for the most part which are windows…and the personal laptop is an old windows one too which is hardly used.

  4. Divya Reply

    My wish was earlier limited to MAC Cosmetics…but my hubby’s gaga for the MAC Laptop has tempted me for the other one also ;)…Prats Iam convinced for both πŸ™‚

  5. Vineet Reply

    hahahah! But, i am guessing you shut up before you could bore the hell out of her. Good for her! and serves u right, you geek!

  6. Psych Babbler Reply

    ROFL! You know what’s funnier…I probably would have been similar to you…not a Mac fanatic here but the Apple product is the only Mac I know! Can imagine the look on your face… πŸ˜›

  7. Preeti Shenoy Reply

    πŸ™‚
    A Nice one..:)

    But why do u say ‘wifee’..why not her name? :)Somehow a name sounds better me thinks than slotting into terms like ‘wife’ ‘husband’ etc which come with a lot of pre conceived moulds dont you think? πŸ™‚

    • Prats Reply

      @Preeti: I honestly don’t know why I don’t use the name….May be on second thoughts specifying a name tones down the humor

  8. anshima Reply

    loved the post bro..
    absolutely hilarious,
    cheers to bhabhi for getting you tongue tied unexpectedly πŸ˜‰

  9. PNA Reply

    I would have loved to see the video of this conversations, the expressions would have been worthy of an award πŸ˜› πŸ˜›
    Loved it and ROFL

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