Guilty As Charged

So here is this interesting tag which I had read and always felt too lazy to do.
When finally Monika tagged me in to reveal all moi guilty pleasures in front of you. So here is dear old Prats, (Okay not so Old but young, tall, handsome, single Not so single)  100% authentic.

  • Asked someone to marry you? Guilty (Bhagwan jaane yeh galti kyon ki kitna samjhaya saare dost logon ne but main toh main hoon nahi maana to nahi mana aur pooch dala 🙂 )
  • Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent (Kabhi koshish nahi ki, yeh Idea dimaag main aaya hi nahi)
  • Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent (Lekin Nachte hue logon ko utara kaafi bar hai, Main bechara Teetotaler sare bewdon ko utha ke laata tha)
  • Ever told a lie? Guilty (Ab kya karein mausi kabhi kabhi bolna padta hai, abhi kya karein parliament wale sach ka samna hi nahi karne dete hai)
  • Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Innocent (Abhi feelings to aisa hai, jo zindagi ke darwaje se bahar so bahar. Uske liye no feelings)
  • Kissed a picture? Guilty (Pata nahi kitni baar, kam se kam tasveerein thappad to nahi marti)
  • Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty (Abhi raat bhar patte khelenge subah 10 baje tak to shaam ke 5 baje tak soyenge hi naa. Pata nahi kitni baar aisa hi kiya hai engg college main)
  • Fallen asleep at work/school? Innocent (Kabhi nahi hua, sach main)
  • Held a snake? Innocent (Kyon bhai main kya nagraj ke khandan se hoon jo saap ko pakadoonga?)
  • Been suspended from school? Guilty/ Innocent (Almost ho gaya tha finally kuch teachers ki recommendation ke baad warning de kar chod diya gaya)
  • Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
  • Stolen from a store? Guilty (Canteen se churaiye hue samosa ka lutf hi kuch aur hota tha. )
  • Been fired from a job? Innocent ( abhi unhe pata nahi chala hai ki main ek number ka kaamchor hoon 🙂 )
  • Done something you regret? Guilty
  • Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
  • Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent (kahan Kanpur, Jhansi, Pune, Bangalore Hyderabad, Chennai jyadatar jagahon par jahan main raha hoon 1 floor upar se pura ice cube chodoge jeebh tak pahunchte pahunchte paani ban jayega. Baat karte hai)
  • Kissed in the rain? Guilty (Bilkul, upar wale ne bijli chamka ke photo bhi nikala tha, abhi tak bheja nahi hai)
  • Sat on a roof top? Guilty (Chat par baithene main kya hai, Engg college main kitni raatein Saket Bhavan aur panchvati bhavan (Hostels) ki chat par guzri hai)
  • Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent (Nahi ji iska regret kise hoga? There was a quote from Dr. Stella in How I Met Your Mother ‘Guys regret the girls they didn’t sleep with, girls regret the ones they did sleep with’ and I think its quite applicable for the kisses too)
  • Sang in the shower? Guilty. (Roz hi shastriya sangeet ka aalaap hota hai bathroom main)
  • Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent (Log 6’3″ ke insaan ko Pool main dhakka dene ka risk nahi lete aur diya bhi to pool ka sara paani bahar aa jata hai)
  • Shaved your head? Innocent (Nahi ji bahut pyaar hai apne bache kuche baalon se, jo har roz 10-15 kar ke jhad rahe hai :-()
  • Had a boxing membership? Innocent. (Nahi maar pitayi ke liye membership nahi lete… Bas kaan ke neeche do laga do)
  • Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty (Rona manana isi mein to fun hai nahi to kya boring zindagi)
  • Been in a band? Innocent (Nahi yeh shaadi byaah main gane bajane ka kaam nahi karte. Ek baar koshish ki thi bechare ki shaadi toot gayi uske baad se duniya par upkaar kar diya)
  • Shot a gun? Guilty (bilkul abhi Bundelkhand main engineering karne ke baad itna bhi nahi kiya to kya kiya)
  • Donated Blood? Innocent (Kabhi mauka hi nahi mila)
  • Eaten alligator meat? Innocent…(Magarmach kyon khana hai?? Khayega bhi to magarmach humko khayega na..Ulta hi question pocch lete hai)
  • Eaten cheesecake? Guilty! (Cheescake Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm!)
  • Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent (abhi yeh saare lafde mere bas ke nahi)
  • Have/had a tattoo? Guilty (Goa main ek baar paint se banwaya tha… 4 din baad nikal gaya )
  • Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty (Mallika Sherawat, Vidya Balan, Gurpreet Kohli…Kisi ko nahi bataya)
  • Been too honest? Innocent (Abhi too honest kya hota hai, ya to insaan honest hota hai ya fir nahi hota hai.. ab jaise main to…)
  • Ruined a surprise? Guilty (Kai bar galti se mistake ho jaata hai na)
  • Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty. (Barbeque Nation, Taj Banjara, Ohri’s, any other good buffet uske baad bas yahi haal hota hai)
  • Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty (Bhai apna to seedha sa usool hai ek baar rishta kahatam to uske baad wapas aane ki koi wajah ya zaroorat nahi, aap apne raste main apne raste ho gaya aakhiri dua salam jitna hona tha)
  • Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty (Bachpan main mataji kuch bhi pehnati thi 🙂 )
  • Joined a pageant? Innocent (Kya yaar itna bhi sunder nahi hoon main 😉 )
  • Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty (Ab apne mooh se tareef kya karein, baki to aap sab jante hi hai)
  • Had communication with your ex? Guilty (Abhi ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi galti insaan se maaf bhi karo bhai bache ki jaan loge kya?)
  • Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent (Nahi but I have slept like a pig the entire day and the whole night aur fir agle din exam dene gaye the)
  • Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty (Generally thats the only time you might see a tear in my eye)

So yeh thi meri kahani doston. From here I tag

Srivats
Smita
Vipul
Deepti

6 comments on “Guilty As Charged”

  1. Monika Reply

    well done tag

    awww “(Bilkul, upar wale ne bijli chamka ke photo bhi nikala tha, abhi tak bheja nahi hai)”

    agar behje tou humne bhi dhikhana

    6?3? N is like 6 and i call him a giraffe 😀

    • Prats Reply

      @Monika: He he he will post it in blog yadi upar wale ne bheji. I hope he doesn’t calls me to collect it. Yes, 6’3″ I hope you would start calling me T-Rex?

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