Late evening when I went in the coffee shop,
Spotted her sitting there; where I daily hogged,
I stopped whistling and singing my song,
Glued my eyes to her pants which were not so long.
I sat on her backside, not literally you pervert
I could hear her conversations in spurts,
With bits I got, she sounded hysterical,
Seemed like she was fighting a problem too diabolical.
She uttered the following words with tears in her eyes,
“Do you know where the solution for my problem lies,
No matter what, I can’t help my ever increasing weight”,
She said while gobbling the chocolate pastry from her plate.
The guy for a second looked at the plate listening to her rants,
And then focused on her legs coming out of the very short pants,
He knew the age old question actually was a huge trap,
One mistake and he is going to end up in crap.
“Darling, my love, you do not have to worry about the weight,
Lovely you look, lets head to the bedroom, it’s getting late,
I will give you special exercises all till your hearts content,
Just wait till I get inside your shorty short pants.”
The lass smiled, I don’t know; for the compliment or the anticipation,
Displaying her gorgeous legs for everyone’s admiration,
She went out; and I resumed my whistling and song,
With my eyes glued to her pants which were not so long.
This is my attempt to write humorous poetry. The context was me and my cousin was sitting in a coffee shop and discussing blogging and the conversation was directed on the topics of blogging, and I was of the view they can be picked from anywhere. So eventually both of us decided to pick on a girl sitting there in strikingly short shorts and write a post on it. This piece is entirely a piece of fiction and figment of my imagination and has no bearing to any kind of reality.
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Tags: coffee, Fun, Heart Break, Humor, Romance
LOL!!!
so cool! hahaha
@Neha: You liked it.. I was afraid of getting bashed by you for staring for so long
lol….Why wud I!!
Its only humour right
You should worry abt getting bashed by ur fiancée! Does she read ur blog btw?
Yes She does…. She too liked it
Lucky me!!! I was running a great risk by writing this 
nice lines dude..I can’t help my every increasing weight guess a typo there it should be ever…keep it up !!
@Rahul: Thanks man… You are right, it happened by mistake, Corrected the typo..
LOL!
Fiction eh? Where were u last night?
@Keeda: Costa Coffee
good humor….is she really fat?
I don’t think so…:)
@Vipul: Hmmm how would you know, you never looked anything apart from her legs
Ah there .. look who is getting naughty,…
keep it going mr bhagat
@Nadhiya: Well I was just overhearing
naughty to was someone else…
LOL
good one!
@Reema: Thanks a lot
Ha ha. Good one!
@Bhavya: Thanks
Cute!
You should read the poetry by Ogden Nash if you haven’t already!
@Meera: He he he I haven’t read him now u recommend him.. I will read it soon…
he he he .. great
@Sachin Khosla: Thanks a lot, Welcome to Ginger & Cardamom…Hope you like the posts.
good one…:)…ye padhna..and i needed a help in posting this…anyways for the time being chipka diya hai…http://forgottogrowup.blogspot.com/2009/05/fun.html
@Deepti: Read it already nice post it was.
Nice one. You truly are a poet with a talent to make any topic interesting..
@Tanvi: Wow, I am flattered.
this is cool!
@Sri: This was my first attempt at Humor Poetry, I am glad you liked it.
funny as you might put it, i think thats exactly what might have happened! really.
@Vinni: No comments on your comment.
I loved the poem!!!
Nice one!
Also, I love your blog title- Ginger and Cardamom.
First time here. Lovely posts you have here! Keep writing.
@Miss M: Thanks a lot, Sure I will hope to see you here often
for a second i thought its for real!!..lol
@Brocasarea: Lolz!!!
@tikulicious: Well it was just a kind of thing that I thought of writing sth funny
nice and a cute post..keep posting such incidents