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Guilty As Charged

So here is this interesting tag which I had read and always felt too lazy to do.
When finally Monika tagged me in to reveal all moi guilty pleasures in front of you. So here is dear old Prats, (Okay not so Old but young, tall, handsome, single Not so single)  100% authentic.

  • Asked someone to marry you? Guilty (Bhagwan jaane yeh galti kyon ki kitna samjhaya saare dost logon ne but main toh main hoon nahi maana to nahi mana aur pooch dala 🙂 )
  • Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent (Kabhi koshish nahi ki, yeh Idea dimaag main aaya hi nahi)
  • Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent (Lekin Nachte hue logon ko utara kaafi bar hai, Main bechara Teetotaler sare bewdon ko utha ke laata tha)
  • Ever told a lie? Guilty (Ab kya karein mausi kabhi kabhi bolna padta hai, abhi kya karein parliament wale sach ka samna hi nahi karne dete hai)
  • Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Innocent (Abhi feelings to aisa hai, jo zindagi ke darwaje se bahar so bahar. Uske liye no feelings)
  • Kissed a picture? Guilty (Pata nahi kitni baar, kam se kam tasveerein thappad to nahi marti)
  • Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty (Abhi raat bhar patte khelenge subah 10 baje tak to shaam ke 5 baje tak soyenge hi naa. Pata nahi kitni baar aisa hi kiya hai engg college main)
  • Fallen asleep at work/school? Innocent (Kabhi nahi hua, sach main)
  • Held a snake? Innocent (Kyon bhai main kya nagraj ke khandan se hoon jo saap ko pakadoonga?)
  • Been suspended from school? Guilty/ Innocent (Almost ho gaya tha finally kuch teachers ki recommendation ke baad warning de kar chod diya gaya)
  • Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent
  • Stolen from a store? Guilty (Canteen se churaiye hue samosa ka lutf hi kuch aur hota tha. )
  • Been fired from a job? Innocent ( abhi unhe pata nahi chala hai ki main ek number ka kaamchor hoon 🙂 )
  • Done something you regret? Guilty
  • Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty
  • Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent (kahan Kanpur, Jhansi, Pune, Bangalore Hyderabad, Chennai jyadatar jagahon par jahan main raha hoon 1 floor upar se pura ice cube chodoge jeebh tak pahunchte pahunchte paani ban jayega. Baat karte hai)
  • Kissed in the rain? Guilty (Bilkul, upar wale ne bijli chamka ke photo bhi nikala tha, abhi tak bheja nahi hai)
  • Sat on a roof top? Guilty (Chat par baithene main kya hai, Engg college main kitni raatein Saket Bhavan aur panchvati bhavan (Hostels) ki chat par guzri hai)
  • Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent (Nahi ji iska regret kise hoga? There was a quote from Dr. Stella in How I Met Your Mother ‘Guys regret the girls they didn’t sleep with, girls regret the ones they did sleep with’ and I think its quite applicable for the kisses too)
  • Sang in the shower? Guilty. (Roz hi shastriya sangeet ka aalaap hota hai bathroom main)
  • Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent (Log 6’3″ ke insaan ko Pool main dhakka dene ka risk nahi lete aur diya bhi to pool ka sara paani bahar aa jata hai)
  • Shaved your head? Innocent (Nahi ji bahut pyaar hai apne bache kuche baalon se, jo har roz 10-15 kar ke jhad rahe hai :-()
  • Had a boxing membership? Innocent. (Nahi maar pitayi ke liye membership nahi lete… Bas kaan ke neeche do laga do)
  • Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty (Rona manana isi mein to fun hai nahi to kya boring zindagi)
  • Been in a band? Innocent (Nahi yeh shaadi byaah main gane bajane ka kaam nahi karte. Ek baar koshish ki thi bechare ki shaadi toot gayi uske baad se duniya par upkaar kar diya)
  • Shot a gun? Guilty (bilkul abhi Bundelkhand main engineering karne ke baad itna bhi nahi kiya to kya kiya)
  • Donated Blood? Innocent (Kabhi mauka hi nahi mila)
  • Eaten alligator meat? Innocent…(Magarmach kyon khana hai?? Khayega bhi to magarmach humko khayega na..Ulta hi question pocch lete hai)
  • Eaten cheesecake? Guilty! (Cheescake Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm!)
  • Still love someone you shouldn’t? Innocent (abhi yeh saare lafde mere bas ke nahi)
  • Have/had a tattoo? Guilty (Goa main ek baar paint se banwaya tha… 4 din baad nikal gaya )
  • Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty (Mallika Sherawat, Vidya Balan, Gurpreet Kohli…Kisi ko nahi bataya)
  • Been too honest? Innocent (Abhi too honest kya hota hai, ya to insaan honest hota hai ya fir nahi hota hai.. ab jaise main to…)
  • Ruined a surprise? Guilty (Kai bar galti se mistake ho jaata hai na)
  • Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty. (Barbeque Nation, Taj Banjara, Ohri’s, any other good buffet uske baad bas yahi haal hota hai)
  • Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty (Bhai apna to seedha sa usool hai ek baar rishta kahatam to uske baad wapas aane ki koi wajah ya zaroorat nahi, aap apne raste main apne raste ho gaya aakhiri dua salam jitna hona tha)
  • Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty (Bachpan main mataji kuch bhi pehnati thi 🙂 )
  • Joined a pageant? Innocent (Kya yaar itna bhi sunder nahi hoon main 😉 )
  • Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty (Ab apne mooh se tareef kya karein, baki to aap sab jante hi hai)
  • Had communication with your ex? Guilty (Abhi ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi galti insaan se maaf bhi karo bhai bache ki jaan loge kya?)
  • Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent (Nahi but I have slept like a pig the entire day and the whole night aur fir agle din exam dene gaye the)
  • Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty (Generally thats the only time you might see a tear in my eye)

So yeh thi meri kahani doston. From here I tag


Walk in the By-lanes of Yesterdays

Sri tagged me with this tag about how I actually spent holidays, and had gala times during my good Old-Days. My holidays have never been very happening, I was way different from the normal kids of my age (not that I was any abnormal, just that I had different interests). I was never too much into sports until a year back when I discovered my love for Squash; I particularly sucked at playing cricket which rest of my friends thoroughly enjoyed. Being an only child, and no people in the neighborhood of my age,  so my holidays were mostly alone and self indulging. I would categorize my holidays into five different phases in life.

1- Books, Television and Some more– The earliest phase of my life the holidays were primarily concentrated with visits of cousins either me visiting them or they visiting my place for some days. Apart from the time when they were here and I had company to play all sorts of games etc, I used to watch television most of the time. Specially the DD was the only channel available an it used to specially telecast a holiday special series for children (I think it was called Chutti Chutti, the title score went something like Ha Ha Hi Hi aa gayi Chutti….). A huge part of my holidays went into reading and every year in holidays my reading lists included all the literature (Hindi & English) prescribed in my syllabus for the coming year, Misha, Suman Saurabh, Chacha Choudhary, Billu, Pinki, Nagraj, Dhruva, and sometime Enid Blyton, Nancy Drew or Agatha Christie.

2- Life of a Samurai– Then came the advent of Video Games, I was first exposed to video games through some shop which used to give out the 16 & 32 bit video games on rent which could be connected to TV and played with the joysticks. We used to rent that console for overnight and used play the whole night just to ensure not a single penny of the rent is not wasted.  The video games came big time in my life when I got my first Samurai video game and the trade of 64-KB cartridges 64-in-one, 1200-in-One started. The holidays were spent on the countless hours of practice of Mario Bros., Contra, Arkanoid, Bomber Man, Load Runner, Tetris.

3- C for Coding & C for Computers– Then after that I got my favorite toy, My first computer which was an age old 386 and I developed a keen interest in programming and computer hardware. After that most of my holidays were spent sitting glued to the computer screen or reading something on the topic and trying out things I had learnt. I learnt Gwbasic (if people still remember what it as), Dbase 3 plus and databases,  C, C++, HTML by myself (this is till year 1999, and Web was not evident in India, only a lucky few had access to what websites are, and Java was a distant dream).

4- End of Holidays– Once I got into engineering Holidays became more of Internships, preparing for CAT and other serious stuff. The only fun part we did in holidays was preparing ideas for the organizing the Fests in the college. We started making biking trips to whatever nearby areas we got near Jhansi. After coming to MBA there was hardly a thing called holidays in a span of two years. But whatever small breaks we got we totally explored areas and weekend hangouts in and around Pune.

5- Holidays Now– Sometimes I wish that even work had a concept of long summer holidays where you can take a month off just without any agenda. The only holidays I get now are in terms of leaves and they are availed in case of sickness or visiting family. The weekends are consumed in an endless struggle to get some rest and manage the chores. Sometimes when I look back, I think there were a lot of things I should have done when I had a chance and I had holidays but something deep down tells me the holidays are not coming back any soon.

So friends this was my take on how I had good times on my holidays, now comes my turn to tag people and I tag-

Serendipity– Would like to know how she spent her holidays
Meera– I am sure she would come up with Hillarious Cartoons on Holidays
Thenewbnb– Well Holiday Breakfasts were one things I wanted to mention but let the Breakfast specialist do it .

30 Question & Answers

I saw this tag on Monika’s Blog and then on Preeti’s Blog, as a lot of you would be knowing that I am writing a post a day for like almost a month (have to do it till its completely a month) I take all the tags where I have been tagged. So I do this one, and as it turns out it was fun too with the strange voices in my head giving weird comments, so read at youur own risk-

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

Damn I look good, (Voice inside my head: Only if you lose 10 kgs)

2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

Had to count Rs. 5227/- Only (including all the chiller)

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

Adore, Sore, More, Core, Shore, Galore, Floor, Pour….

4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

The HDFC Credit Card lady, missed her call as I was in a meeting. Later I agreed to take the credit card if she comes for a coffee with me. Damn she refused, she knew I am not going to get the CC and would not be able to pay for the coffee, so considerate no?

5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

Rihaana – Umbrella,

Beatles- I wanna hold Your Hand

Phil Collins- You’ll be in my heart

Rembrandts – I’ll be there for you (Friends Title Song)

6. What are you wearing right now?

(Why the question sounds too corny to me??? What are you wearing baby types…..and we all know where this goes) Clothes, this is 2009 not 10000BC where I would be wearing a leaf okay two leaves front & back.

7. Do you label yourself?

Oh Yes, Prateek Gupta- Cracking bad ones since 1982.

8. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?

Formal Shoes- Hush Puppies & woodland

Casual Shoes – Reebok

Non Marking Squash Shoes- Reebok

Floaters – Adidas

Chappals- Osho Chappals from Koregaon Park Pune 😀 ( I have 3 of them )

9.Bright or Dark Room?

Alone – Bright Room, with someone hot – its better to turn of the lights 🙂

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Well two of the people took it-

Preeti – She is an unbelievable portrayal of a picture perfect life.

Monika- A very genuine & fun loving person

11. What does your watch look like?

Formal Watch- Chronograph from Swatch, Black Dial and golden brown leather strap.

Casual Watch- Time and Date From Tommy Hilfiger, Metallic Grey Dial with a very heavy look and feel.

There are couple of others most of them metallic and heavy round dials. And I am supposed to get one more Chronograph from a contest I won last month.

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Watching Rush Hour

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

Save the settings & Rstart your IDEA phone to Njoy the world of internet. Get FREE Ringtones on http://wap.ideafresh.com/free Brwsing charges as per plan.

14. What’s a word that you say a lot?

Loads of them – I, Hey, Excuse me, Thank you, Fuck, Hell, Crap, Damn, Okay, Exactly, For the sake of assumption/understanding.

15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)


16. Last furry thing you touched?

Will toothbrush count as furry (I guess no). Well a Yak on the shimla trip two years back.

17. Favourite age you have been so far?

Imperial Age in the Age of Empires

In Real life I haven’t seen anything other than the Iron Age, where men demarcate nations with boundaries; they learn the arts of navigation and mining; they are warlike, greedy and impious. Truth, modesty and loyalty are nowhere to be found

But the Golden Age sounds fun, defined by justice and peace.

18. What was the last thing you said to someone?

You should watch Paycheck & Thank you for Smoking, amazing movies both of them are.

19.The last song you listened to?

Aaj Purani Rahon Se Koi Mujhe Aawaz Na De Dard Mein Dubey Geet Na De Gham Ka Sisakta Saz Na De

20. Where did you live in 1987?

Kanpur: In my home

21. Are you jealous of anyone?

A lot of people.

22. Is anyone jealous of you?

I wish they were.

23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

A locket from the temple my family believes in, an armband from the same temple (people see it as my arm has been bandadged, everytime I wear a T, people ask me about it), My hair.

24. What’s your favourite town/city?

Well Kanpur would top charts as I grew up there but otherwise, Hyderabad & Pune.

25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

4 Years back on a greeting card.

26. Can you change the oil on a car?

Yes, I can change the oil, clean the oil & air filters too. My dad made me to go to the garage for couple of days so that I learn the basic parts of the engines.

27. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

Well, I don’t remember. Never bothered to find out, Kind of dead issue out of the system .

28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Yeah my right knee, twisted while playing yesterday

29.What is your current desktop picture?

Deccan Charger Wall Paper

30. Have you been burnt by love?

Yawn!!! Good Question, Next one please??


Srivats did this tag on his blog and it was supposedly on one of the most interesting subjects in my life, Books. So I decided it would be fun to do it. So here I share with you my take on one of my passions, books-

One book that changed my life:

Every book we read affects us in one way or the other. But the books which have had the most impact on me are-

Bhagwad Gita

Richard Bach- One

Select Essays by Bertrand Russel

The Alchemist – Paulo Coelho

Autobiographies of Lee Iococa & Carly Fiorina

The book you have read more than once:

All the books mentioned in the point above and

Shantaram – Gregory David Roberts

Atlas Shrugged- Ayn Rand

Q&A- Vikas Swarup

Five Point Someone- Chetan Bhagat

Snapshots from Hell: The making of an MBA Peter Robinson

Jonathan Livingstone Seagull & Illusions – Richard Bach

Arthashastra by – Kautiliya

One book you would want on dessert island:

Harry Potter Series

Bhagwad Gita

PG Woodhouse

Ayn Rand Series

One book that made you laugh:

Calvin & Hobes

Haven’t read much in Humor though

One book that made me cry:

None though Oliver Twist & Tuesdays with Morry made me very emotional

One book you wish you had written:

None I wish I would write my own book

One book that you wish had never been written:

Coffee Table Books, I never am able to understand the purpose of Obnoxiously high priced books with fancy pictures. It actually spoils all the purpose of the books existence rather focuses on the kind of money people have.

One book you are currently reading:

The great Secret- Talks on Kabir by Osho

Words of Kabir- Sam Kerwal

Another book on Kabir which just has the title as Kabir

One book you have been meaning to read:

Shivaji: A Hindu Ruler in Mughal India (I can’t read it as it is not available in India, as it is banned)

In the Company of Women – I have read it now, but I actually waited for it so long. The book was in news and controversies and our school library had a copy. I asked to issue it (was in class XII then) and I was refused that it was not meant for us, I actually took it up with the principal that how can a school library has a book which is not fit for class XII students after all it was the senior most class. Anyways was not able to get my hands on it and when I actually got an opportunity to read it, it was 3.5 years later.

So this has been my journey with the books till now. So hows your journey to the wonderful world of books has been? If you are into reading and love your books and find this tag interesting, please feel free to do it.

Fun Friday Questions

The tag was started by Preeti and since it is called Fun Friday and needs to be done on a Friday, so I am doing it without delaying it. So here goes the tag-

These are the 5 questions I had to answer to complete this tag-

I have just discovered — Jerry Maguire and I am in awe of the character (Yeah people I hadn’t seen the movie before)

One thing that I will unabashedly admit— I am very opinionated and stubborn. I take quick decisions and am often rutheless in communicating my thoughts.

One thing that I would never ever do, even if you pay me a million pounds— I don’t know but I think I would not compromise on my core set of values.

Right now I’d rather be —Sleeping (Yawn!!)

If I had to choose between a date with an ex (with no potential to make up) and a new office hottie (who is a dimwit) I’d choose— Whosoever is hotter 🙂

Well anyone who feels like taking this Tag, go ahead and do it.

Question Meme

Saw this list on one of Farting pen’s blog, really liked it so thought would shamelessly put it up on my blog without being tagged. Yeah that’s my desperation level to post new posts. The gem had allowed every1 to copy it so here I go-

Kissed any of your friends on social networking groups? Yes

Been arrested? Yes

Kissed someone you didn’t like? Yes

Slept until 5 PM? No

Fallen asleep at work/school? No

Held a snake? Yes

Ran a red light? Yes

Been suspended from school? Yes

Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No

Totaled a friend’s car/motorbike in an accident? No

Been fired from a job? No

Sang karaoke? Yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No

Kissed in the rain? No

Sang in the shower? Yes

Sat on a rooftop? Yes

Been pushed in a pool with all your clothes? No

Broken a bone? Yes

Shaved your head? No

Blacked out from drinking? No

Played a prank on someone? Yes

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes, and a lot of friends too

Had Mexican Jumping Beans for pets? No

Been in a band? No

hot a gun? Yes

Donated blood? No

Eaten alligator meat? No

Eaten cheesecake? Yes

Still love someone you shouldn’t? No

Believe in love? I don’t know

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.

Believe in fate? Yes, especially when I make my own luck!!

Believe that things “happen for a reason”? No, most lame excuse ever!

Held a grudge longer than a year? Yes, I never forgive, I never forget

Hid a secret for a long period of time? Yes

Miss someone on your facebook list of friends? No.

Changed the oil in your vehicle? Yes

Threw up after riding a rollar coaster? No

Bought a gift for someone and kept it for yourself? Yes, That’s how mean I am

Bought something and returned it worn? Yes

Tripped on LSD? No

Have any tattoos? No

Seen a ghost? Yes.

Done body shots? No

Peed in the pool? Yes

Passed gas and blamed it on someone else without their knowledge? Yes

Have body piercings below the neck? No

Think about the future? Yes.

Meri Kahani Numbers Ki Zubani

Tanu tagged me where I actually have to relate my life through numbers and given the NaBloPoMo It’s a good time to do any Tags. So here is Meri Kahani Numbers Ki Zubani-

1- I have had 1 major accident where I badly injured my left arm. The bones were shattered and the doctor was contemplating if he needed to cut my arm. Thankfully he didn’t have to and I am still alive and have both my arms intact but the doc had to perform a complex surgery to actually reassemble all my bones which had broken into multiple pieces and fit the things with steel chips/plates which actually fell out and were left at the accident site. And yes the accident was that I fell of from the bicycle when the a city Bus hit me from behind.

2- My current laptop is my 2nd Laptop. I have been in love with my gadgets and the computer name for my first lappy was Frisky and for this one it is Maverick.

3- I had 3 places to work as an option when I passed out of my engineering. But I joined none of them.

4- Whenever I leave home I generally carry 4 things, My 2 phones, Ipod and my Sun Glasses. Another thing about 4 is I learned to drive bikes when I was in class 4th (No I didn’t flunked any classes, I was just taller then too)

5- I have a Hyundai i10 right now and this is my 5th Personal Vehicle.

6- I have lived in 6 cities till now- Kanpur, Jhansi, Pune, Hyderabad, Bangalore, and Chennai.

7- I carry 7 cards in my wallet at all points of time- 3 Credit Cards, 2 Debit Cards, Pan Card, Office Parking Card.

8- It has been 8 years for me since I moved out of my home, away from my parents.

9- My birth date has been 9th and my parents tell me that when I was born there was no sun in the sky for 9 days.

10- I have a shoe size of 10

That was interesting. And I do not tag anyone specifically, anyone who thinks he/she is a number person like I am, take the tag.

Role Reversals

I was having a very interesting discussion with a close friend of mine, when she actually brought the discussion to an amazing question. She asked “What would be your Crushes if you were a girl?”Thankfully she allowed me to choose from the celebrities; otherwise it would have been so embarrassing for guys around me. Then on second thoughts this is a very interesting idea and here I declare it on my very own G & C. So here goes my 5 crushes, had I been a girl

1- George Clooney- He tops the list, the guy has a class that any guy would die for.

2- Tom Cruise- Well Tom Cruise is just Tom Cruise. Be it top gun, Jerry Maguire, or a Few Good Men. His style and attitude is simply amazing.

3- Arjun Rampal- Well he is one guy in India who I believe has killer looks.

4- Abhishek Bachan- Well I was really confused to chose his father or him but after Guru and Sarkar

5- Roger Fedrer- Well do I Need to say more about him.

Well so people this is my list of people I would have a Crush on if I was a girl. As a matter of fact, even as a guy these people are on my wanna be list.

As a bonus I add one more for all you ppl out there

6- Well this one is more famous than rest of the other and you can see for yourself

So now I make this a tag, If you are a guy blog about which 5 males you would have a crush on and if you are a gal which 5 females you would have a crush on. And I tag following people-







5 Powerful Phrases

Well Ps wrote an awesome post which can actually be forwarded as a tag. As she already mentioned that men find it difficult to do this one, and females find it easy, so me being a single child , materialistic bachelor, living away from home and parents didn’t actually help. But then this falls in line with my 5 things about my series, so I thought I might as well take the tag. So here I dedicate 5 very important phrases of my life-

1. You’ve changed my life. – My Computer Science Teacher back in Class VI he introduce me to the world of technology and I haven’t stopped since then being a Technology Freak.

2. I need you. – Sumeet Agarkar (He is one of my best friends, He would fit in all the phrases but I guess no one else would fill this column today more than him. He is one person who can, and does knows what I am going through and what I want without even saying a world)

3.I really love you- Mom & Dad

4.I’m here for you- Vikash, Siddharth, Ruchika

5.You are a gem. What will I do without you? Praveen, Deepti, Vikram, Sumit Bhatia, Vishay, Reena, Neha, Wagas, Mahashweta, Shantanu, Ankit.

Well all you people thanks a lot for being there in my life. It feels so good after doing such a post, when you remember that you have simply amazing people in your life. The people who would simply not stop loving you, being there for you and genuinely kick your backside when you try and screw up. Well for everyone who is wondering at the long list, yeah I am the pampered kid of the block not only by my parent s but also my circle of friends who just would not stop bearing with me despite my impossible self.

Well this is a nice Tag, and It would really be fun if you want to do it, But from my own I ask D to do it, you have recently started blogging. It would be fun thing for you.

Self Love: The Best Love

I was tagged by Monika on this one. This was a beautiful tag, which gives you an opportunity for introspection, chance to flaunt appreciate oneself. So given the slightest opportunity here I go pulling out my obsession with myself.

5 Things, I love myself for-

1- My Good Looks The Practical self- I am a very practical person. I would have an explanation/reason for everything I say or do. The part of my life I call as “Planner” this trait have always stood by me and given me a lot of Yay moments when all my plans were successful and lot of ouch moment when they failed, but most importantly it always gave me a reason why I succeed or the reason why I failed and the opportunity to learn from my own mistakes. A lot of people loath my practicality, but I am in love with it.

2- My Good looks The Joking Self- I can always crack jokes ( a lot of my friends would say accuse me of cracking horrible jokes, and out of sheer love for them I don’t disagree) I can make fun of anything and everything under the sun. As a matter of fact I have chronic history of cracking jokes on everyone around me including myself (I swear this is a medical condition and I am trying to take treatment for it, but doctors refuse to meet me, lest they themselves get infected). So the bottom-line is that I love my joking self and the fact that people have included a tag line with my name Prats – Specialist in cracking bad ones since 1982.

3- My Good Looks The ______vert self- I don’t know if I am an extrovert or an Introvert. By all means I would classify as an extrovert but somehow I reflect one introvert trait that I need to put in a conscious effort in starting a conversation with strangers and I generally think a lot before doing it. So yeah you got it right despite me being a blabbering extrovert. This dream conversation never happened with me-

Me- “Hey beautiful, If you won’t mind can I ask you out for a drink Coffee(damn I don’t have drinks myself)”

Stranger Hot Girl #1345- “Well and Why would you like to do that?”

Me- “(You don’t know this because I feel you are Hawt!! And I haven’t dated a women in 1 year) Simply because from the moment I walked in the room, I felt that there is something special between us. You know some kind of chemistry (and If I am lucky tonight we might have physics too. What Up!!)”

So basically this dream conversation simply doesn’t happen with me. Apart from the lack of the aforementioned situation I love my mixture of an introvert and an extrovert.

4- My Good Looks The Dependable Me- I am a person who believes in managing the relationships in life. I am one of the lucky few who are blessed with large number of friends in life and I mean really good friends. I treasure all my friends and my relationships with them and I think one trait which keeps people hooked to me is that they can depend on me, that I’ll be there for them always, Friend’s style I’ll be there. This trait has given me so much in my life that I am simply in awe of it.

5- My Good Looks The Enjoyable Me- One more attribute which I really like about myself is my ability to enjoy. I can live everyday enjoying to the fullest, at the end of a busy day when people actually think of sleeping, I am generally out driving, partying, enjoying myself. Another part of the same trait which really make it awesome is my attitude of enjoying with myself when alone (Perverts of the World, One at a time please. No I am not talking about Mas****** self pleasure activities people indulge in). Yes I can enjoy all alone reading a book sipping a coffee, going out for a drive alone, watching a movie or play or a concert alone. I know how to be happy simply by myself.

So people these are 5 things which I really love about myself. Before I close one question-

Would I be gay if I am in love with myself for My Good Looks if no then this one tops the list.

And keeping the tradition of the Tags I hereby tag-





And anyone else who would like to take this tag.