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A-Tagg-ed

Saw this tag on Shayari’s Page, Kind of liked it so took it.

100 things about me
1. Last beverage ? Iced Eskimo
2. Last phone call ? 90 Minutes ago
3. Last text message ? Replying to a friend on my heath.
4. Last song you listened to ? Yeh Dilli hai mere yaar- Delhi 6
5. Last time you cried ? Boys don’t cry (okay sometimes they do, But I am not telling this one)

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice ? Yes
2. Been cheated on? ? Yes
3. Kissed someone & regretted it? ? No
4. Lost someone special? ? Yes
5. Been depressed?? Yes
6. Been drunk and threw up? ? No

HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends ? Yes
2. Fallen out of love ? Yes
3. Laughed until you cried ? Yes
4. Met someone who changed you ? Yes
5. Found out who your true friends were ? Yes
6. Found out someone was talking about you ? Yes
7. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list ? Yes
8. Made the first Move ? yes, but I everytime I tried it never worked out.
10. Do you have any pets ? No
11. Do you want to change your name ? No
12. What did you do for your last birthday ? Cut 4 cakes, in 3 Restaurants with 3 different group of friends 🙂
13. What time did you wake up today – 06:30 AM
14. What were you doing at midnight last night? Tweeting.
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for ? Nothing
16. Last time you saw your father ? Last Month
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life ? Nothing
18. Most visited webpage ? Gmail

ABOUT U:
1. What’s your name? Prateek
2. Nicknames? Prats, Monu, PG, Prattie
4. Zodiac sign ? Capricorn
5. Male or female or transgendered ? Male
6. Elementary? PCVN, Kanpur
7. Schools ? PCVN, Kanpur
8. Colleges ? BIET-Jhansi, SIBM-Pune
10. Hair color ? Black
11. Long or short ? Short
16. Height ? 6’3”
17. Do you have a crush on someone? ? No
18: Ever been in love? Yep
19. Piercings ? Hell No!!
20. Tattoos ? Only Temporaries
21. Righty or lefty ? Righty

FIRSTS :
23. First piercing ? NA
24. First best friends ? Mom
26. First sport you joined? Prince of Persia, Pacman, and Dangerous Dave
27. First pet ? Penny, It was stray dog
28. First vacation ? A trip to Jagannath Puri with Parents
29. First concert ? Indian Ocean & Parikrama
30. First crush ? Way back in class 5th
49. Eating ? Bring it on anytime
50. Drinking ? a lot of Coke & coffee
52. I’m about to ? Post this tag
53. Listening to ? Murmurs in the office

YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids? ? Like them from a distance
59. Want to get married ? ? Yes
60. Careers in mind? ? IT Sales
68. Lips or eyes ? Eyes
69. Hugs or kisses ? Kisses
70. Shorter or taller ? Taller
71. Older or Younger ? Younger
72. Romantic or spontaneous ? The combination would be a killer
73. Nice stomach or nice arms ? Don’t know
74. Sensitive or loud ? Sensitive
75. Hook-up or relationship ? Relationship
77. Trouble maker or hesitant ? Troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger ? Nope
79. Lost glasses/contacts ? No
81. Sex on first date ? Nope
82. Broken someone’s heart ? Yes
83. Had your own heart broken ? Yes
85. Been arrested ? Not Really, fined for traffic violation though
86. Turned someone down ? Yes
87. Cried when someone died ? No
88. Liked a friend that is a girl/boy? ? Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself ? Yes
90. Miracles ? Happen.
91. Love at first sight ? Na
92. Heaven ? Love the song, Never visited the place
93. Santa Clause ? Well with a billion dollar cheque he is always welcome
94. Peace in this lifetime ? Difficult
95. Kissing on the first date? ? won’t mind 🙂
96. Angels ? same as santa
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? ? No
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time in the past? ? Nah
99. You will die Young ? Want to die before the body stops supporting me
100. You will end with the one you love and learn to love the one you are with – learn to love the one I am with.

nice list of questions, had fun answering them. Now if you like this list go ahead and take it on.

Perceptions

I was got into this Tag by Nidhi, so here I go. Answer these questions for me in comments and Leave a comment in the blog if you want answers of the same questions for you from me, I will reply back.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. Something I have and YOU want?
4. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?
5. Describe me in one word.
6. What was your first impression of me?
7. Do you still think that way about me now?
8. What reminds you of me?
9. If you could give me anything what would it be?
10. How well do you know me?
11. How do you see me in the future?
12. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
13. Are you going to post this in your blog and see what I say about you?

Question Meme

I found this interesting link which asks questions about 10 people you mention. So here are the ten question and the answers I gave-

1. Does Sumeet have any pets?
No I don’t think he likes Animals.

2. Who is Vikram’s best Friend?
Shreya, I think so.

3. Would you love to read Bhatia’s very personal diary?
No,If it is Bhatia’s there would be nothing personal in it.

4. Would you open a mystery gift Reena just gave you, without much hesitation?
I am sure of Reen’s ka choices in everything

5. What’s Ankit’s opinion on cheese?
Loves it absolutely

6. What would Aditi not be caught dead in?
A state where she is without her handbags, accessories, hair properly done and absolutely branded clothes.

7. In a race between you, Praveen and Reena, who would win?
Praveen, Reena would come last as she would be wearing stiletto which would hurt even while walking and I am a fat-ass so won’t run fast.

8. What would you do if Shantanu and Ankit were going out?
Join them for the blast, what else?

9. Name something you have in common with Deepti?
Books, books & a lot of other things for which she will kill me if I disclosed here

10. Can Neha be a bad influence?
Naaah!! She is too kiddo to be bad!!

Virtues of Cynical Mind

This was a tag started by Bhai with Chai and I read it first on Nidhi’s Blog. This is not a proper tag and how it has been propagated is a different story. The idea was to relate it to incidents happened to you correlating these values, Bhai wanted to us to pick up one value, Nidhi didn’t specified to do so. So to make this post a bit of my kind I will skip the stories which just might sound like the MiracleNet televesion where they come up with sound like he is so humble etc etc.

I tried to think a lot and I remembered a lot of stories correlating to a lot of values have actually made me think of about them in a particular way. I will try to put in words what I think of these values which more or less define a moral scorecard of a person. The readers are cautioned that the post is produced by yours truly’s cynical self. So it represents the biased view of the world and is not meant to be taken too seriously.

1. Respect: is like short selling you have to spend before you can earn any.

2. Flexibility: is the argument to make you do things you didn’t wanted to in the first place.

3. Love: is like a Long Island Ice Tea; a very quick and elongated emotional high.

4. Trust: is the first step for getting betrayed

5. Confidence: is the thin rope lining for one to balance. Need just the right amount; over or under and you’re gone

6. Generosity: is the sentiment of the bullish markets where everyone feels they are rich.

7. Mercy: is the virtue which can be only possessed by the powerful

8. Obedience: Is the fear of crossing the line & the consequences of it.

9. Patience: glorified procrastination

10. Caring: is the feeling which makes you a child again.

11. Assertiveness: is a way to say no in a way that people like it.

12. Forgiveness: is the inability to take actions against.

13. Excellence: is a perennial tryst where the bar is always raised up and above.

14. Responsibility: is one which generally precedes the blame.

15. Orderliness: Monica Chandler Bing!!!!!

16. Justice: Capitalism

17. Enthusiasm: is a depreciating asset, enthusiasm for most part loses its value with time.

18. Honesty: or Truth is the bully we all pretend to like (From Shantaram)

19. Peace: George Bush & Laden locked in the same room

20. Creativity: is immeasurable and non comparable

21. Honor : Ability to stand up for own respect.

22. Humility: is the hot IPO which everyone wants to subscribe and sell it as soon as it lists. Only few buy & hold.

23. Reliability: is the ability to stand up for other’s expectation.

24. Detatchment: is moving on in life without being tied to possessions and peoples

25. Unity: is a virtue which surfaces in the tough times.

Sounds of Discourse

I was Tagged by Kool not so sKooly and a proud owner of Korean chappals Trinaaaaaaa (Too many K’s I am turning to Ekta Kapur or what!!!), so madame here I go

The rules:
1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag other people and then let them know that they have been tagged.

– IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?

Yeh Dil Sun raha hai tere dil ki zubaan, Aie mere humnasheen main wahan tu jahan
My Response: Jeeeez No I just don’t listen I respond also

– WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Zindagi ke Safar main guzar jaate hai jo Muqaam, Wo fir nahi aate.
My Response: Damnit, I am not any Friggin’ Guzzraa hua muqam or makaan…

– WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL ?
It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart,
Without saying a world you can light up the dark
Try as I may I can never explain,
What I hear when you don’t say a thing
The smile on your face lets me know that u need m e
There is truth in your eyes saying you’ll never leave me
The touch of your hands says you will catch me whenever I fall
You say it best when you say nothing at all!!!
My Response: Bingo!!! The chemistry as described.

-HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Main Aisa kyon hoon, main aisa kyon hoon
Main jaisa hoon waisa kyon hoon,
Karna hai kya hai mujhko yeh maine kab hai jaana,
Lagta hai gaoonga main zindagi bhar bas yeh gaana
Hoga mera jaane ab kya oh hooo Koi bataye oh hooo
Gadbad hai yeh sab kya oh hooo Koi samjhaye oh hooo
My Response: So true for my ever absconding soul.

– WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be
In My hours of darkness she is standing by side of me
Whispering words of wisdom Let it be.
My Response: For now Let it be!!!!!!

– WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Meri Duniya hai Tujhme kahin
Tere bin main kya main kya
Meri jaan main teri jaan hai
O saathi mere….
My Response: After being spoilt rotten by all my friends this seem to be so true. Love you Sumeet, Pravs, Wags, Vikki, Bhatia, Vishay, Reens, Neha, Shantanu, Ankit, Prince, Adi, Ruchi, Shwets, Kavs, Alee. Thanks for this awesome song.

– WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Kuch Khushbuein Yaadon ke jungle se bah chali
Kuch khidkiyaan lamho ki dastak par khul gayi
JKuch geet purane rakhte te sirhane
Kuch sur kahin khoye the, bandish mil gayi
Jeene ke ishare mil gaye; Bichade the Kinare mil gaye
My Response: Miss you Mom & Dad!!!! you rock

-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Main jahan rahoon Main kahin bhi hoon,
Teri yaad saath hai
Kisi se kahoon ke nahi kahoon ye jo dil ki baat hai
Kehne ko saath apne ek duniya chalti
Par chupke is dil main tanhai palti hai
Bas yaad saath hai, Teri yaad saath hai
My Response: Yep I know the feeling!!!

-WHAT IS 2+2?
Come stop your crying
It will be all right
Just take my hand Hold it tight

I will protect you
from all around you
I will be here
Don’t you cry

For one so small,
you seem so strong
My arms will hold you,
keep you safe and warm
This bond between us
Can’t be broken
I will be here
Don’t you cry

‘Cause you’ll be in my heart
Yes, you’ll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more

You’ll be in my heart
No matter what they say
You’ll be here in my heart, always
My Response: Not yet!!!

– WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Is tarah asiqui ka asar chod jaoonga
Tere chehre par apni nazar chod jaoonga
My Response: Yuck!!! I am straight very Straight…No ashiqui with males and I DON’T HIT ON MY FRIENDS!!!!!

– WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Walk away if you want to it’s okay if you need to
You can run, But you can never hide
From the shadow that’s creeping up beside you
There is a magic running through your soul
That you can’t have it all
Whatever you do I’ll be two steps behind you
Wherever you go I’ll be there to remind you
It takes a minute of your precious time, Turnaround
I’ll be two steps behind.
My Response: not for the person I like, May be for that one special might be true but still I DO NOT STALK. NO I AM NOT A STALKER.

– WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?

Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.

My Response: This is getting too much no I am not comfortably numb!!!

– WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
There’s things that you guess
And things that you know
There’s boys you can trust
And girls that you don’t
There’s little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you’re gonna get it
But you don’t and that’s just the way it goes

I swear i won’t tease you
Won’t tell you no lies
I don’t need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I’ve waited so long baby
Now that we’re friends
Every man’s got his patience
And here’s where mine ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your sex
My Response: For fun it’s okay but not as a profession!!!!

– WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Chalo tumko le kar chalein, Hum in Fizaaon mein
Jahan mitha nasha hai taaron ki chaon main
Chalo tumko le kar chalien
My Response: and yes leave you there. Yes given the problem child I have always been my parents would have disowned me long ago

– WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
A new day has…come

I was waiting for so long
For a miracle to come
Everyone told me to be strong
Hold on and don’t shed a tear

Through the darkness and good times
I knew I’d make it through
And the world thought I had it all
But I was waiting for you
My Response: Hmmm I might quite apt for the occasion I guess

-WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You are my theme for a dream
Yes you are, a rare and lovely theme
The dreams I dream day and night
That your arms are holding me so tight

When I dream I kiss you
Music fills with starlight
Every time I touch you
Each and every time a chime rings out I love you
Only you for ever more

cause youre my theme for a dream
Yes you are a rare and lovely theme
So, angel please say that you love me too
And make my dreams come true dream
My Response: What to say????

– WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
dil ne jise apna kaha
bekhabar woh hai wahan
jaane par zameen asmaan
mili nazar unse par
thi hayaa darmiyan
baaton mein bhi kahe na saki
dil ki baatein zubaan
ab hai hulchul
pal pal bekal
dhoonde hain unko
dil
ke chale zara unke hi manzil
bole raaze dil par
ab woh hai kahan
dil ne jise apna kaha
bekhabar woh hai wahan
jaane par zameen asmaan
khili khile kaise hai raat
milke woh chaand se
door hain hum milke bhi
dekhenge aapse
tim tim jaage aankhon ke taare
unki hi raahon mein
ke yuhni kabhi
unke bhi dil mein jaage mohabbat
aaye woh yahan
dil ne jise apna kaha

My Response: Straight from the heart!! Arrrrrghh!!!!

– WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Yeh hawain julfo main teri gum ho jaye
Choome nigahon se Chehra tera
Hothon se choo le daman tera
Apni panahon main tujhko bhare
Meri aarzoo ko pareshan kare
Yeh Hawayein Zulzo main teri gum ho jayein…
My Response: yes yes that is the biggest secret, the girl being discuss. The only trouble is this secret is not for me but from me.

– WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Na hai yeh pana
Na Khona hi hai
Tera Na hona jane
Kyun hona hi hai

Tum se hi din hota hai
Surmaiye shaam aati
Tumse hi tumse hi

Har ghadi saans aati hai
Zindagi kehlati hai
Tumse hi tumse hi
My Response: Spot on…. You guys make my world!!!

– WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Aaj unse pahli mulaaqaat hogi phir aamne saamne baat hogi
Phir hogaa kyaa, kyaa pataa kyaa Khabar
Andekhaa anjaanaa mukhDaa kaisaa hogaa na
Jaane vo chaand kaa TukDaa kaisaa hogaa
milte hi unse nazar haay dil mein,
ek beqraari si din raat hogi phir hogaa kyaa, kyaa pataa kyaa Khabar
My Response: hmmmm What to say!!!!

-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS TAG?
I get up in the evening, and I aint got nothing to say
I come home in the morning, I go to bed feeling the same way
I aint nothing but tired, man Im just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help

You cant start a fire, you cant start a fire without a spark
This guns for hire even if were just dancing in the dark

My Response: Indeed I was dancing in the dark about myself…..

And here I tag Vinni & lil miss sunshine……

Deadly Dialogues

This is a very long post, perhaps the longg=est ever on my blog. So be careful before you go ahead and start reading it.
When actually wrote down the draft it was only supposed to be a post, but now somehow I feel that I should forward it as a tag and find out about other peoples preferences when it comes to the dialogues. So defining the rules of the tag-
1- Jot down the dialogue (or sequence of dialogues) from the movies which you can watch again and again (minimum 5 sequences )
2- If you can find out the video link for the same scene or dialogue provide the same.
3-Tag other people you know are into movies and would remember dialogues.

So here are 7 of my favorite dialogues which I can watch again and again. There might be some omissions or a slip of words or two as I couldn’t remember them all word by word. Rewriting from whatever I could remember and appologies for spelling mistakes which I know would be many but too impaitent for a spell check when half the post is in Hindi.

1- Hum Tum

Riya: Yes, Karan
Karan: Hi Riya
Riya: Don’t Hi Riya me, Okay!
Karan: Naraz ho
Riya: hmmm
Karan: Theek hai main wapas ghar chala jaata hoon
Riya: what??
Karan: main wapas ghar chala jaata hoon
Riya: Ummm??
Karan: main tumhare ghar ke bhara hoon. (Riya Opens the door) Bahut bhook lagi hai khane ko kuch milega
Riya: it’s so nice to be back in India, Mumma theek kehti hai Apna desh to apna hi hota hai
Karan: Tumse kisne kaha tha paris main jaa kar rehne ko. I am sorry Riya I didn’t meant that.
Riya: No No No don’t be sorry, Karan baat aisi thi ki main India main rehti to Mumma aur mere rishtedaar meri dubara shaadi karne ki baat karte rehte aur sameer ke jaane ke baad mera in sab baton par se man uth cuka tha. Kisi ke jaane ke baad bhi pyaar thode na kam ho jaata hai. Sameer ka pyar mere saath hamesha rahega. I will always love him.
Karan: Ya, I can understand that but iska matlab yeh to nahi ki tum apni zindagi fir se shuru nahi kar sakti. I mean you can’t stop living.
Riya: Haan but apni zindagi fir se shuru karne ke liya sahi saathi ka milna bahut zarrori hai. Jo chai ki tray pakadne se nahi milne wala.
Karan: Haan aur agar mil bhi jaye to
Riya: What rubbish
Karan: No come on yaar. Main bahugt manta hoon arranged marriages; I am a big believer in arranged marriages. I am serious yaar . Hum pretend karte hai ki hum yahan arranged marriage ki mulakat ke liye aaye hai
Riya: Kyon nahi, Subah ke 2 baje hum pretend karte hai
Karan: Hello Riya, mera naam champak bhumiya hai tumhari mausi ki bhanji ki beti ki saheli tumhari bahut taareef karti hai. Usne kaha ki hum ek dusre ke liye perfect hai; ek duje ke liye Riya.
Riya: Why not!!!
Karan: Come on man Riya, Don’t be a close. Chalo am not champak bhumiya. Genuinely koi smart sa aadmi tumse pooche paris main itne saal akele rehne ke baad tum Bombay main mere saath adjust kar paogi.
Riya: Sandwitch
Karan: Thank You Riya come one. Sit down
Riya: Come on karan it is not funny.
Karan: It is funny it is FUN. Remember FUN. Come on!
Riya (Laughs ): Ok. Tum kya pooch rahe the?
Karan: Paris main itne saal rehne ke baad kyat um Bombay main mere saath adjust kar paogi.
Riya: Sheher ke saath adjust karne se jyada zaroori hai logon ke saath adjust karna aur do log yadi apas main khush hai to Bombay ho ya Paris kya farak padta hai.
Karan: 10 on 10 that’s a perfect answer. Aur shaadi ke baad tum kaam bhi karogi?
Riya: Kyon tum nahi chahte ki main shaadi ke baad kaam karoon
Karan: Nahi Nahi yaar I think it is great. Mujhe lagta hai har aurat ko kaam karna chahiye aur sirf time pass ke liye nahi balki seriously tumhari tarah.
Riya: Now That’s a perfect answer 10 on 10
Karan: Thank you. Aur bachon ke bare main kya khayal hai?
Riya: Kya bachon ke baare main?
Karan: Nahi nahi tum nahi. Tum mujhse nahi poochne wali ki kya mujhe bache pasand hai ya…
Riya: Haan Haan to kya tumhe bache pasand hai
Karan: Behad, Mujhe sabse pehle ek ladki chahiye beautiful and intelligent tumhari tarah. Main bahut acha daddy banoonga aur mere jaisa koi bhi ladka uske saamne aayega to uski taange tod doonga Haramzada.
Riya: Aur tumhe aisa lagta hai kit um aisa karoge to ek ache pita kehlaoge
Karan: Dekho tum itni achi maa hogi ki main agar bachon ko thoda bigaad bhi doon to kya farak padta hai.
Riya: Acha saari mehnat main karoona ur saare maze tum luto.
Karan: Haan meri nazar se dekho to kamaal ki shaadi hai humari. Bas is family photo ko complete karne ke liye humein ek chota sa kutta rakhna chahiye.
Riya: Aur hum usko tommy bulayenge
Karan: Kafi bakwaas sa naam hai. Acha theek hai tommy. lekin ek shart par, Tommy ki sair ki zimmedari tumhari hai, main yeh sab nahi kar sakta.
Riya: Done
Karan: Main sirf use khane ki table par baith kar apni plate se haddiyan khilaoonga le tommmy kha le tommy kha. That’s all I am gonna do.
Riya: To shaadi ke baad tum bache aur tommy ko bigaadne ke alawa kya karoge?
Karan: Aur karne ko hai hi kya main bas maze se aram se apni zindagi jiyoonga apne bache aur tommy ke saath….. aur haan tumhare saath bhi! Sorry!
Riya: To main bache aur tommy ke baad aati hoon
Karan: No no that was a mistake, tumhare saath
Riya: To main bache aur tommy ke baad aati hoon
Karan: No Riya that was…. I am sorry
Riya: Agar tumne mera naam bache aur tommy ke baad liya to main tumhare chote chote chote chote tukde kar ke usi tommy ko khila doongi
Karan: Acha baba acha I am sorry aaj ke baat bache aur tommy baad main sabse jyada tumhe pyaar karoonga.

2- Dil Chahta Hai

Sameer: Oh my god! Main Priya ko phone karna bhool gaya She is gonna kill me
Sid: Tu Priya se itna darta kyon hai
Sameer: Yaar main us se darta nahi hoon I love her aur main use dukh nahi pahunchana chata use khon nahi chata main
Aakash: Sameer, meri samajh main yeh nahi aata tu use bardasht kaise karta hai girlfriend kam aur boss jyada lagti hai
Sameer: Aakash is waqt mujhe tumhari Vishesh Tippani ki nahi tumhar madad ki zaroorat hai. Kya karoon ab.
Sid: Tujhe kya lagta hai
Aakash: Main batata hoon to use phone laga aur maafi maang aur use bol kit u aakash se fir kabhi nahi milega.
Sameer: Shut up man aakash tu janta hai main aisa nahi karoonga
Aakash: Kahin use dukh na pahunche kahin tu use kho na de. Ha ha ha Christ.
Sameer: Tu kabhi nahi sudharega na. Sameer tu itni si baat ko itna serious kyon bana raha hai. Just relax….Relax use phone laga baat kar sab theek ho jayega. Ok.
Sameer: Hiie Pri…ya
Sameer: Haan main
Sameer: Magar vo
Sameer: Suno to
Sameer: Tumne to
Sameer: Lekin main
Sameer: Kab se keh
…….
…….
Sameer:Main aakash ke yahan
Sameer: Hellllo!!!

3- Top Gun
Viper: Gentleman you are the top 1% of all naval aviators, the elite, best of the best We will make you bet
ter. Fly at least two combat missions a day 10 classes in between, evaluation of your performance. Now at each combat sequence you will meet a different challenge, every encounter will be much more dangerous. We will teach you to ride the F14 to the edge of the envelope faster than you have ever flown before and more dangerous. We don’t make policies here, gentleman elected officials civilians do that we are instilments of the policy. Although we are not at war we must act as if we are at war.
Goose: When are you doing
Maverick: Just wondering who is the best?

Viper: Do some of you wonder who the best is, they are up here on this plaque on the wall. The best driver and his RIO from each class has his name on it and they have option to be instructors here at Top Gun. So you think your name is gonna be here?
Maverick: Yes Sir
Viper: That’s pretty arrogant considering the company you are in
Maverick (Pause): Yes Sir
Viper: I like that in a pilot. Remember when its over out there we are all in the same team.

4- Sholay

Mausi: Ghar main jawan beti pathar ki sil ki tarah hoti hai
Jai: Sach kaha mausi aapne bada bojh hai aap pe
Mausi: Lekin beta is bojh ko koi kuen main to fenk nahi deta. Bura nahi manna lekin itna to poochna hi padta hai ki ldka karta kya hai, ladke ka khandan kya hai, uske lachan kaise hai, kamata kitna hai
Jai: Kamane ka to yeh hai mausi ki ek baar biwi bachon ki zimmedaari sir pea a gayi to kamane bhi lagega
Mausi: To kya abhi kuch bhi nahi kamata.
Jai: Nahi nahi yeh maine kab kaha mausi. Kamata hai, lekin roz roz to aadmi jeet nahi sakta na, kabhi haar bhi jaata hai bechara
Mausi: Haar jaata hai??
Jai: Haan mausi kambakht jua cheez hi aisi hai ab main kya kahoon.
Mausi: Haiin to kya zuari hai?
Jai: Chi chi chi mausi who aur zuari na na na who to bahut hi acha aur nek ladka hai lekin ek baar sharab pee li na phir ache bure ka kahan hosh rehta hai. Haath pakad kar bitha liya kisi ne jua khelne ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh hai
Mausi: Theek kehte ho beta Zuari who, Sharabi Woh, lekin usme uska koi dosh nahi.
Jai: Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahi hai, Wo to itna seedha aur bhola hai. Basanti se uski shaadi kar ke to dekhiye Jue aur sharab ki aadat do din main choot jayegi.
Mausi: Are beta mujh budhiya ko samjha rahe ho, yeh sharab aur jue ki aadat kisi ki chooti hai aaj tak.
Jai: Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi janti vishwas kijiye who is tarah ka insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to who us gaane wali ke ghar jaana band kar dega bas. Sharab apane aap chooth jayegi.
Mausi: Hai!!! Bas yehi ek kami reh gayi thi to kya kisi gane wali ke ghar bhi aana jaana hai.
Jai: To usme kaun si buri baat hai mausi gaana sun ne to Raja Maharaja aur unche unche khandan ke log jaate hai
Mausi: To beta ye bhi batate jao ki tumhare yeh gunwan dost kis khandan ke hai
Jai: Bas mausi khandan ka pata chalet hi hum aapko khabar de denge
Mausi: Ek baat ki daad doongi beta bhale 100 buraiyan ho tumhare dost main tumhare muh se uske liye tareef hi nikalti hai.
Jai: Ab kya karoon mausi mera to dil hi kuch aisa hai. To main yeh rishta pakka samjhoo

5- Notting Hill
ANNA: What’s in there?
WILLIAM: Gardens. All these streets round here have these mysterious communal gardens in the middle of them. They’re like little villages.
ANNA: Let’s go in.
WILLIAM: Ah no — that’s the point — they’re private villages — only the people who live round the edges are allowed in.
ANNA: You abide by rules like that?
WILLIAM: Ahm..Heck no — other people do — but not me — I just do what I want.
WILLIAM (casually): Whoopsidaisies.

ANNA: What did you say?
WILLIAM: Nothing.
ANNA: Yes, you did.
WILLIAM: No, I didn’t.
ANNA: You said ‘whoopsidaisies.’
WILLIAM: I don’t think so. No one has said ‘whoopsidaisies,’ do they — I mean unless they’re…
ANNA: There’s no ‘unless.’ No one has said “whoopsidaisies” for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets.
WILLIAM: Exactly. Here we go again.
WILLIAM: Whoopsidaisies.
WILLIAM: It’s a disease I’ve got — it’s a clinical thing. I’m taking pills and having injections — it won’t last long.
ANNA: Step aside.
WILLIAM: Actually be careful Anna — it’s harder than it looks…
WILLIAM: Oh no it’s not — it’s easy.
ANNA: Come on, Flops.
WILLIAM: Now seriously — what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?
She leans forward — and, she kisses him. (pause)
WILLIAM: Nice garden.
ANNA: ‘For June, who loved this garden from Joseph who always sat beside her.’ Some people do spend their whole lives together.

6- Guru

Gurukant Desai: Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai. Unke waqt main gulami kanoon tha, unhone naya kanoon banaya humari azadi ka kanoon. Main bapu nahi hoon main bas apna dhanda karna janta hoon, mehnat janta hoon garibi janta hoon.

Do kameez ek biwi aur ek saale le kar Bombay aaya tha socha tha business karoonga. Yahan pahuncha to dekha ki dhande karne ke saare darwaze band the. Who khulte the to sirf ameeron ke liye. Sarkari darwaze the yeh aap ke banaye hue ya to laat mar kar khulte the ya ji hazoori de ke. Maine dono kiya jahan laat mar sakta tha laat maari, jahan bola salaam do maine bola salaam lo. Aaj mujhe yahan khada kar ke aap log yeh kah rahe ki yeh aadmi itni laat kyon marta hai, sala salam bahut karta hai.
Kis baat se naraz hai aap meri tarakki se ya meri trakki ki tezi se ya isliye sab gaussa hai ki ek mamooli ganwar ki had se aagey chala gaya hoon main
Aapne ilzaam lagaya hai na mujhe par excise, custom, income tax ye tax who tax.jab dhanda maine shuru kiya tha In sab shabdon ka matlab nahi janta tha kai baar gira hoon tab jaa kar seekha hoon. Paise bachane ke liye Payedhooni se 20-20 km chala hoon Kelasilk ka ye bada gadda sar pe dho ke. Paise ki keemat kya hoti hai main janta hoon, agar paisa ban sakta tha to maine banaya hai lekin sirf apne liye nahi apne 30 lakh shareholder
s ke liye bhi.
Aapke kuch 3 minute baaki hai
Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata, ye ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta hoon lekin apne dhande ka mazboot khiladi hoon main. Polyster banana janta hoon fibre, chemical wo bhi A1 quality ka sabse saste daam main. Yeh hai meri galti is liye maafi mangoon aap se………….Petrol pump attendant tha main dabbe le ke ghoomta hai jaise apna desh haath faila ke ghoomta hai world bank ke aagey paise de do sadak banana hai. Kyon na badle kismet humari humari aur humare desh ki, aap chahte hai main humesha petrol pump attendant rahoon. Humein kyon teesri duniya bulaya jaata hai humein bhi haq hai pehli duniya ban ne ka aur hum ban sakte hai. Hum wahan pahunch sakte hai who upar top tak.
Yahan tak pahunchne ke liye bahut kuch khoya hai maine yeh haath khoye hai maine latka rehta hai sala. Aur jab tak yeh enquiry khatam hogi na jaane kya kya kho doonga main apni awaz, apna dimaag. Lekin ek cheez aap mujhse nahi cheen paoge who hai meri himmat, who nahi khoonga main. Kyone ki meri himaat aam aadmi ki himmat hai, Is desh ki himmat hai. Arey is desh ki tarakki par kaunsi enquiry bithayenge aap aur humein kaun si enquiry rok payegi.
Aap ne mujhe 5 minute diya than a sadhe 4 minute main sab khatam kar diya. 30 second munafa yahi hota hai business aur agar iske liye bhi aap mujhe sazaa sena chahe to de dijiye Gurukant Desai saza se nahi darta.

7- Thank you for Smoking
Joey: So, what happens when you’re wrong?
Nick: Well, Joey, I’m never wrong.
Joey: But you can’t always be right.
Nick: Well, if it’s your job to be right, then you’re never wrong.
Joey: But what if you are wrong?
Nick: Okay, let’s say that you’re defending chocolate and I’m defending vanilla. Now, if I were to say to you, “Vanilla’s the best flavor ice cream”, you’d say …?
Joey: “No, chocolate is.”
Nick: Exactly. But you can’t win that argument. So, I’ll ask you: So you think chocolate is the end-all and be-all of ice cream, do you?
Joey: It’s the best ice cream; I wouldn’t order any other.
Nick: Oh. So it’s all chocolate for you, is it?
Joey: Yes, chocolate is all I need.
Nick: Well, I need more than chocolate. And for that matter, I need more than vanilla. I believe that we need freedom and choice when it comes to our ice cream, and that, Joey Naylor, that is the definition of liberty.
Joey: But that’s not what we’re talking about.
Nick: Ah, but that’s what I’m talking about.
Joey: But … you didn’t prove that vanilla’s the best.
Nick: I didn’t have to. I proved that you’re wrong, and if you’re wrong, I’m right.
Joey: But you still didn’t convince me.
Nick: Because I’m not after you. I’m after them.

This being the 100th post on this blog. I hereby tag the Sheeeeeeeeesh Company fame Bartender Bhai. Movies related post hai, can’t wait to hear from you.
Secondly to wake up I hereby tag lil Miss Sunshine. Sunshineji jaago we are sick and tired of clouds over your blog come out of the sleep.